Despite my capital L love for Tim Gunn, I haven't watched Project Runway since it moved to Lifetime. I know I'm in one half of the show's target demographic- straight girls who love gay men- and am a staunch lover of their other demographic- gay men.
I just couldn't get behind the move to a different network. Bravo is all about being (or thinking) you're young. It's flashy. It's fun. It's sassy. It's tragic in that over the top "Should-I-wear-an-Ice-Capades-outfit-to-the-club? OMG! No-you-shouldn't-because-I-would-have-to-change" way.
Lifetime is just tragic, like sad tragic. As in "I-don't-know-if-I-can-put-on-clothes-today-but-I've been-wearing-this-outfit-and haven't-taken-a-shower-in-a-week. Ok-two-weeks" way.
But I digress.
Yesterday, I was walking to meet a friend for dinner who did I happen to see on the side of a bus but HK. It's the latest advert for the new season of Project Runway and it looks a little something like this:
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| That's a tall drink of, well, not exactly water... |
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| HK has a diamond for a nipple. I can never compete. |
My first thought was: Why is HK in her underwear on the side of the bus?
My second: Wait, has the show become so gimmicky that it's a full season of underwear designs. Tragic...Lifetime tragic.
My third: Oh, right. Now that HK isn't married to Seal and perpetually knocked-up like a kangaroo, I guess that makes it ok to be in you underwear on the side of a bus. Way to stick it to Seal. Their children must be so proud.
My fourth (this morning as I was looking for the picture on the internet): this blog has an excellent point- HK does look like she's going to chop off a nipple.
My fifth: I must do more research on Kangaroos. They will be our overloards one day. Seriously, people. Three different lady-bits chambers for babies. We are doomed as a species.
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