Today was a Monday in every sense of the word: It was nearly
impossible to get up this morning. Work was a doozy. AND THEN, the royal
layabout – sorry, let me clarify: the newest
royal layabout (I forgot I had to be specific when discussing lazy royals)
– finally made his appearance. Did you catch that? His appearance.
Yes, in case by some miracle you haven’t heard, Kate Middleton and her
husband had a boy.
Obviously I knew this moment was inevitable. Kate couldn’t
very well gestate her baby forever. But this child was the most overpublicized
fetus in history. I can’t imagine what we’re in for now that he’s actually
wheels down.
And, it appears that just like was the case with his
grandparents, the frenzied excitement surrounding the birth of Baby Boy
Cambridge has less to do with the delivery of an heir and more to do with the delivery
of the Most Amazing Woman in the World’s son. Sure, he may someday be king,
but what’s more important is that he shares DNA with BOTH Kate and Diana.
Could this child get any luckier?!
No word yet on what the genetically gifted tot’s name is,
but that’s pretty much in keeping with royal tradition. They like to keep
secrets; it makes them feel superior. William’s name wasn’t revealed to the
peons until a week after his birth and Charles’s wasn’t revealed for an entire
month. So, for now, we wait for the blessed day when the Prince of Cambridge’s
Christian name is revealed, content in the fact that we are alive to witness
such greatness. What stories we’ll be able to tell our children and
grandchildren about the day the most important child in the history of the world
(sorry Jesus) was born, the day the Prince of Cambridge graced us
with his presence!
The Prince of Cambridge. The boy who would be king.
Maybe.
If his parents and grandparents don’t screw it up first.
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