Sunday, June 9, 2019

Summers Are for Block Parties

For those of you already feeling the Monday Miseries, dry your tears and feast your eyes (and ears) on this most delicious Day-Glo flavored, fanny-pack wearing, acid-washed gift of hair-crimped proportions. (In case it's not already obvious, this is an especially attractive gift for those 80s babies out there.) Hold on to your snap bracelets, folks; this is not a drill. 

Debbie Gibson.

Salt-N-Pepa.

Naughty by Nature.

Tiffany.

AND, the piéce de résistance...


New Kids on the Block.

All. In. One. Place.

Yes, my friends, these fine folks have come together to do the work of the 80s gods by giving us mullet-loving, cone-bra sporting folks a gift that truly keeps on giving: a collaboration for NKOTB's new song, 80s Baby. I could tell you all about it, but really, why don’t we just let the music do the talking?

So, without further ado, here’s 3:41 of deliciousness that will almost certainly help take your mind off those Monday Miserables.

You’re welcome.   



P.S. Apologies for the video's upsettingly large amount of Jenny McCarthy. (Meaning, she makes two appearances.) There’s really nothing I could do about it. Believe me, I tried.

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