In truth, this fashion fail could probably be considered the
fashion fail of the month or even the millennium. I’m talking, of course, about
Miley Cyrus—she’s a walking fashion fail, after all—and, more specifically, her
latest hairdo. Have you seen this?
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Just the latest bad choice in a lengthy list of them. In
fact, if you’ve ever considered entering your child into show business, I’d
say: don’t. And if for some strange reason you need more proof than just my
incredible insight, I’d say: look no further than Miley Cyrus. She’s a walking public
service announcement for keeping your children safely at home and out of the
limelight.
It’s sad, really. She used to be Disney’s darling and now
she’s just a cautionary tale with a smoker’s voice.
It’s not too late to turn it around, though, Miley. Do it
for yourself. Do it for your surprisingly good-looking fiancé (still don’t know
how you made that happen, but good for you). Do it for the children. And, most
importantly, do it for your dad, before all your bad life choices completely
shatter his achy breaky heart.
(Where’s a rimshot when you really need one?)
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