Like a Fine Wine

Giving hope to uncool, unathletic, unseen high schoolers everywhere, People has chosen this guy to be its latest Sexiest Man:

Let us all learn from this. In the same way that Lars and the Real Girl taught us to be kind to odd-looking, socially-awkward, borderline-creepy guys because underneath it all they could be Ryan Gosling, so too should we be nice to the vertically challenged, acne-covered kid with the somewhat girly voice because he could, one day, be this guy:

  Adam Levine, People's latest addition to its Sexiest Man collection.   

Here’s to not peaking in high school!