Duchesses... They're Just Like Us!

(warning:  this is a two-for-the-price-of-one-groan-post)

#1.  They get their heels stuck on grating!

Oh, the indignity!

But you know how you know duchesses aren't just like us?  When we, the flotsam and jetsam of the universe, get our heel stuck on grating it doesn't land in the number nine spot of Yahoo! trending search terms.

Be sad for humanity.

#2.  They wear the same coat... twice!

Wait, what year is it?  One doesn't know... One just got back from vacay.  Oh, that doesn't help. (It is in fact from 2012).  

Again, you know how you know duchesses aren't just like us?  The wear the same coat a year apart.  We wear the same coat a day apart.


And for those of you active bump watchers, there isn't much to see.  Check out this bump-friendly photo from St. Patrick's Day 2013 below.

No, one did NOT just eat a large lunch.  One doesn't eat lunch.  Ever.