At the risk of sounding like one of the narcissistic divas
that ATG loves to criticize, let me just say that you, my friends, are very
lucky. Why, you ask? Because you’ve discovered this little gem called All That Glitters. Now,
I know that sentence does in fact sound highly narcissistic, but bear with me
as I clarify. It’s not just because ATG is insightful, clever, and highly
entertaining (although, duh, it’s all of those things), but because ATG is
clairvoyant.
There are plenty of examples of this – you need only read
over past entries to know it’s true – but for now I’m just going to focus on
one: a Boyfriend. You may remember that late last year, ATG made Henry Cavill –
who was, at the time, a B-level celebrity at best – a Boyfriend. (If you don’t
remember, you can read about it here.) You may also remember that we predicted that
his rise to fame would be faster than a speeding bullet. (Get it? Because he
plays Superman? Okay, I’ll stop now.)
Well, just call us Nostradamus because in the last few
weeks, I’ve noticed that our Man of Steel has been the topic of quite a few conversations.
Yes, I’ve heard many a woman (and a man or two) – in various age brackets –
discussing Henry’s many positive (physical) attributes. In
fact, he’s so popular, that the instructor of one of my recent workout classes
spent an entire routine discussing his epic appeal.
It’s not so hard to understand why. He’s yummy and British.
It makes total sense that the world is finally starting to take notice. Just
like we told you it would. What I can’t explain, however, is why it took the
world so long to notice this fine specimen, while punks like Justin Bieber and
Kanye West got more and more famous. Some mysteries just can’t be solved – even
with a crystal ball.
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| Let me get this straight: He's faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound AND he grocery shops?! |
Our Hunk of Steel is also, fun fact, recently single again,
after a whirlwind publicity stunt romance with The Big Bang Theory’s Kaley
Cuoco. Fortunately, her loss is our gain. And, because I’ve been told I look
like her (and because I’m slightly delusional), I’m fairly certain that soon,
this ATG boyfriend will become a real-live boyfriend for yours truly.
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| Okay, so they were kind of cute together. |
But don’t worry, friends. This new position of mine won’t
affect ATG in the slightest. For, as long as lazy, spoiled, overrated, fake-tanning
folks abound, ATG will be here to judge them.
And, for that, you’re welcome.
(Okay, so maybe that last bit was slightly narcissistic.)
