Where's La Beouf?

Move over Biebs... there's a new cray in town.  Once again proving that celebrity and intelligence are often mutually exclusive, Shia La Beouf has taken his one man crazy train on the road.  Only this time at the Berlin Film Festival.

I mean, you'd think that the weirdest thing about his appearance would be that Shia, former Disney star, is promoting his latest glorified porn movie, Nymphomaniac: Volume 1.  Oh yes, dear reader, you got that right.  There will be a part 2. 

But no, Shia took it to the next level.  In a major fashion don't, Shia wore a tux with paper bag... OVER HIS HEAD. The kicker?  The hand written claim "I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE".

We are inclined to agree.

Shia is calling this performance art.  Listen, we've seen this before.  I mean, am I the only one who remembers crazy bearded Joaquin Phoenix?  Must Shia plagiarize everything?  Or is Shia hiding a monster zit???
 
I mean, I get it Shia.  I often don't know what I want to wear to events.  But you know what?  I put my pants on one leg at a time.  And then I put on a shirt one sleeve at a time.  And then I contemplate putting on a paper bag.  Maybe I even try it on.  But then I hear the eternal advice of Coco Chanel...

"Before you leave your house, remove the last thing you put on, as it is generally unnecessary"

Yes, Shia, in your case it is most assuredly COMPLETELY unnecessary.  Well, that is unless you're trying to revive a bottomed out acting career by any means necessary.