Life is getting tough for the Kate Middleton, the Deficient Duchess.
If there is one thing good ol' Waity is good at it's shopping and wearing clothes. I mean, people, she literally exists to waste away so she can wear clothes better than they look on coat hangers.
Until this week that is. In a surprising fashion coup, Prince George, Cementer of Marriages, has snatched the title of Best Dressed Royal from his mother, Lady Worhtless, Royal Brusher of the Tresses.
But really, could you deny this face? More importantly, could you deny this face his inheritance?
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| Mummy! Your skirt has blown up round your ears again! |
I wonder what Waity's strategy for reclaiming the title of Best Dressed Royal will be? The way I see it, we're either in for a year of tasteful dresses with weighted hems (I'm talking hems stuffed with rocks) or a year full of this:
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| Bum-tastic! |
Me? I'm torn. On one hand, I don't think I can take another "Skirt-gate" media frenzy. On the other hand, I'd love dear old Queen Lizzie to lay the royal smack down.
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